So get this! Mom and dad took us to this weird home for a few days, then before we knew it, we were thrown into these cage things in the car! On our way to the car, mom and dad put us in our space suits and were trying to get us to go there on our own...AS IF I would put myself in a cage?! So I did the only thing I could think of. I ran. But dad caught up with me and put me in the mini-cage to get me in to the car. Duped. So I figured, this will be quick. Right? Right? Wrong. I was in this cage for a very. Long. Time. My scratch box was in the cage, so I decided if I can't do anything about it, I may as well sit on up in my box and wait it out. And nap. I do like a good nap. But let me tell you, my brother Figaro was just don't dealing. He was running all over his cage and acting like a fool. He kept telling me it was bouncy. He kept trying to tell mom and dad too. They stopped off at this place called The Walmart. I guess it must be
So we are here to tell you the real deal. What really happened.... We were sitting around one day...as we do...enjoying our afternoon nap when Mom walks in saying something about some Laska place and Dad has some space suit that he's trying to put our legs in attached to a long cord. Mom and Dad had been pretty weird lately, talking about this Laska a lot and working on some giant yellow spaceship in the yard. Well, we weren't born yesterday. When someone tries to put a space suit on you and take you to somewhere called Laska, you run! Far! We went all the way to the front closet, burrowed behind some clothes and waited for this whole scene to die down. Thing is, it didn't. Stardust All the sudden there were strange men in the house, lots of noise and banging around, things disappearing from everywhere. They were taking things out of our closet and putting it in boxes. Slowly, one by one, clothes and boxes were disappearing from our closet and we were runn