So we are here to tell you the real deal. What really happened....
We were sitting around one day...as we do...enjoying our afternoon nap when Mom walks in saying something about some Laska place and Dad has some space suit that he's trying to put our legs in attached to a long cord. Mom and Dad had been pretty weird lately, talking about this Laska a lot and working on some giant yellow spaceship in the yard. Well, we weren't born yesterday. When someone tries to put a space suit on you and take you to somewhere called Laska, you run! Far! We went all the way to the front closet, burrowed behind some clothes and waited for this whole scene to die down.
Thing is, it didn't.
All the sudden there were strange men in the house, lots of noise and banging around, things disappearing from everywhere. They were taking things out of our closet and putting it in boxes. Slowly, one by one, clothes and boxes were disappearing from our closet and we were running out of places to hide.
That's when they got us. Dad slapped a space suit on us. I got a blue one, Cleo got a pink one. And they took us into what I can only assume is the Upside Down. There is this bright orange warm ball in the sky, green stuff all over the ground, lots of noise....I was pretty interested to tell you the truth and almost forgot about the space suit. I turned around to ask Cleo what she thought, and she was nowhere to be found. Looks like she was trying to hide again. I heard her space cord dragging all over the house as mom tried to find her again.
Anyhow as dad took me outside to the big yellow spaceship, I found a mountain of what I'm pretty sure is star dust. I decided I'd dive in. It kind of stuck to me a little bit and mom and dad looked a little disappointed when they saw the star dust all over me and tried to get it off.
I myself found the space ship pretty exhilarating. There was a little box that cold air blasted out of. There were lots of cabinets I could open to hang out in. I really started to enjoy space exploration.
Before I knew it, mom and dad were putting me in this big cage thing in the back of dad's car. They found Cleo, but it sure didn't seem like she was excited about going into her cage. They had to put her in the mini cage to get her to the car. She wanted nothing to do with the Upside Down. Now while I did find the Upside Down interesting, I wasn't to sure about this cage in dad's truck. I tried to tell them I didn't like it, but they didn't seem to want to hear my thoughts on the matter.
Well, I thought this was just going to be a temporary space flight, but it turns out things got a LOT weirder from here. You're never going to believe what happened next!
Well, I've got to go right now. Mom's getting suspicious that I've been sitting by the computer for a while now. I'll write later, perhaps when they go to bed.
🐾 Fig
We were sitting around one day...as we do...enjoying our afternoon nap when Mom walks in saying something about some Laska place and Dad has some space suit that he's trying to put our legs in attached to a long cord. Mom and Dad had been pretty weird lately, talking about this Laska a lot and working on some giant yellow spaceship in the yard. Well, we weren't born yesterday. When someone tries to put a space suit on you and take you to somewhere called Laska, you run! Far! We went all the way to the front closet, burrowed behind some clothes and waited for this whole scene to die down.
Thing is, it didn't.
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| Stardust |
That's when they got us. Dad slapped a space suit on us. I got a blue one, Cleo got a pink one. And they took us into what I can only assume is the Upside Down. There is this bright orange warm ball in the sky, green stuff all over the ground, lots of noise....I was pretty interested to tell you the truth and almost forgot about the space suit. I turned around to ask Cleo what she thought, and she was nowhere to be found. Looks like she was trying to hide again. I heard her space cord dragging all over the house as mom tried to find her again.
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| Going to the spaceship in my space suit |
Anyhow as dad took me outside to the big yellow spaceship, I found a mountain of what I'm pretty sure is star dust. I decided I'd dive in. It kind of stuck to me a little bit and mom and dad looked a little disappointed when they saw the star dust all over me and tried to get it off.
I myself found the space ship pretty exhilarating. There was a little box that cold air blasted out of. There were lots of cabinets I could open to hang out in. I really started to enjoy space exploration.
Before I knew it, mom and dad were putting me in this big cage thing in the back of dad's car. They found Cleo, but it sure didn't seem like she was excited about going into her cage. They had to put her in the mini cage to get her to the car. She wanted nothing to do with the Upside Down. Now while I did find the Upside Down interesting, I wasn't to sure about this cage in dad's truck. I tried to tell them I didn't like it, but they didn't seem to want to hear my thoughts on the matter.
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| Inside the space ship |
Well, I've got to go right now. Mom's getting suspicious that I've been sitting by the computer for a while now. I'll write later, perhaps when they go to bed.
🐾 Fig
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